I’ll get to the heart of the matter here – when you’re a woman of a certain age, there’s no point in having bad sex. You’ve had all the bad sex in the world when you’re old enough to be a super hot Granny, and there’s no more time for bad sex.
As the kids are saying these days, ‘ain’t nobody got time for that’.
This is why so many women decide to go for younger men, you see. They know that their older counterparts just cant keep up like a younger lad will, plus the latter will keep it hard for longer, if you know what I mean…
If you’re a younger guy currently pondering the idea of dating an older woman, there are a few things you should probably be aware of first. Before you grab her by the hand and lead her to your bedroom, read this and make sure you’re not making the same mistakes as so many men before you. Trust me, if you screw this first night up, there’s no way you’re getting a call-back, regardless of how much fun YOU had.
1 – Your hot granny doesn’t want you to beat around the bush.
If you want to screw her, tell her you want to screw her. She doesn’t want to give you subtle hints in the hope you’ll pick up on them, the’ll tell you straight, and you should show her the same respect in return.
If what she’s doing isn’t doing it for you, tell her, or at least guide her into doing something you do like. If you don’t make the most of this opportunity, you’re a fool. This is a woman with age and experience on her side, and you’ll never know what smart little tips and tricks you might pick up along the way.
2 – Your hot granny wants you to be more aggressive.
There’s nothing wrong with the soft touch. Well, unless you’re getting the soft touch every night. Sometimes, a woman just wants to be devoured – she wants you to grab her as she walks in through the front door, push her up against the wall before heavily slamming down into her.
They don’t want you to be so aggressive that they bruise, and they definitely don’t want it hard all the time, but every now and again, there’s nothing really wrong with a bit of passion, you know?
3 – Your hot granny wants you to know there’s nothing wrong with being vocal…
It’s quite unnerving when your young man lover doesn’t make a peek when you are trying to make his toes curl, but the fact of the matter is this – most of this young lads are so used to keeping it silence, hiding their solo-sex-noises from their parents / girlfriends / roommates. It’s almost as if they have pre-programmed themselves into not making a sound during sex, and sometimes, it’s very much OK to tell your granny that you are loving every bit of what she’s doing to you.
4 – Your hot granny wants you to head south…
Most men ignore oral sex completely when it comes to women, and this is especially the case with young men who aren’t overly confident in their own technique.
Practice makes perfect boys, and your granny will soon tell you what she wants, don’t worry! 😉
5 – Your hot granny wants the focus to be on her.
I’m not talking about every night, but this woman has probably spent her entire life pleasing a man. Surely it’s time the attention was focused on her now? Hasn’t she earned that at least? If she’s making an effort for you, you need to ask yourself if you’re making enough of an effort back.
In case you’re lacking in imagination, how about tying her to your bed with a couple of silk ties, blindfolding her with one of her own scarves, and exploring every inch of her body to see what makes her toes curl and her skin become covered in goosebumps.
Just an idea.
It doesn’t take much to keep a granny happy. In fact, most of these tips could be applied to ALL women, and not just those older ladies that are looking for a good time. Maybe you could learn a trick or two…?
Happy humping!